A hilarious collection inspired by a former Saturday Night Live writer's real experiences in Hollywood, chronicling the absurdity of fame and the humanity of failure in a world dominated by social media influencers and reality TV stars.

The baby --Riding solo: the Oatsy story -- The foosball championship of the whole entire universe -- Birthday party -- The book of Simon -- Relapse -- Hands -- New client -- The great jester -- Physicians' lounge, April 1st -- Menlo Park, 1891 -- Tom Hanks stories -- Adolf Hitler: the GQ profile -- Any person, living or dead -- Upward mobility -- Dinosaur -- Artist's revenge -- Stage 13.